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hk-homestuck:

i love him

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

Posted 6 hours ago With 58,579 notes

Claire Novak in season 10 can give us two very important things:

wisepuma23:

angelswatchingover:

1. A discussion with Castiel about her father, thereby confirming once an for all, that Jimmy is in fact in heaven and not still in Cas’ vessel.

2. A way to save Castiel because Claire should have some of his residual grace inside of her.

LET’S HOPE SHE ISN’T KILLED OFF

Posted 6 hours ago With 3,646 notes

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

Posted 6 hours ago With 3,483 notes

princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

Posted 6 hours ago With 16,293 notes

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

Posted 6 hours ago With 81,833 notes

tipsycersei:

Never forget.