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wlntersoldier:

teacher:  where’s your homework

me:  where’s black widow’s movie

Tagged: #kerrys queue

pretentiouslimericks:

jackdonnellys:

can you imagine what would happen if arthur weasley discovered google 

The Harry Potter books are set in the early 90’s. I bet that he discovered the Internet around 2000, and was captivated. He probably spent years getting the Ministry to adopt wi-fi, and now he spends his lunch breaks perusing Wikipedia. At home he has a state-of-the-art computer rig with like four massive monitors and he marathons “How It’s Made” on Netflix.

Tagged: #kerrys queue

fastpuck:

DESIST, MEAT.
i wish brobot could talk and i wish he would say that.
and i wish brobot was still alive. :”(

fastpuck:

DESIST, MEAT.

i wish brobot could talk and i wish he would say that.

and i wish brobot was still alive. :”(

Tagged: #kerrys queue

nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

Tagged: #kerrys queue

Tagged: #kerrys queue

snowingblackout:

twerkinshield:

steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything

"bucky come on, help me!"

"no way, don’t drag me into this"

"just give me a hand!"

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Okay friends im gone till friday but i have some stuff queued up sooo yeah see ya

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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sleiin:

its late but i just wanted to doodle sth simple for them. it got away from me…
Happy birthday Striders!

sleiin:

its late but i just wanted to doodle sth simple for them. it got away from me…

Happy birthday Striders!